So, I'm back from the dentist again, and it was okay. (And fast, too; it only took like half an hour for all five!) The major casualty was actually the right corner of my mouth (since all the damage was on that side, bizarrely enough)--seriously, it's swollen and everything and it feels really weird 'cause I'm pretty sure it got a bit numbed from all the pulling, lol--because those dentist's tools? They're textured for grip. So, you know, they're also textured for digging into your flesh. XD
Oh, and they did four of them without anesthesia, but it hurt on the fifth (well, fourth, then the fifth 'cause the stuff had to kick in first, obviously, so then they did the fifth fourth), but they can apparently sedate you so locally that it was just that one molar. And aside from that one, which really hurt--but it was apparently the deepest, so that figures--really the weirdest thing was feeling the tug of the... thingy when they clean out well, the cavity I guess.
But, yeah, that's the ~exciting conclusion~ to the story.
Aaaugh it's still tingly and weird in the corner of my mouth. :/